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Faking it

November 18, 2009
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Courtesy askmen.com

“Faking it” has become passe in recent years, many women (and men) citing that it discourages exploration of authentic pleasure. If it becomes a routine you pull out consistently when having sex, then it will necessarily indicate something about your sexuality, or your sex life. However, sex is a production of visual, aural, and tactile sensations, and with regard to these categories, everyone is a tad manipulative.

For example, I once dated a guy who was really into dirty talk, and generally, I like to forego chatting of any kind in bed. He was um, intensely engaged with what we were doing when he requested I say something filthy to him. My knee-jerk reaction was to sarcastically say, “Um, oh yeah, insert x-rated dialogue.”

Sarcastic because I suddenly felt self-conscious and being as it was something entirely new for me, I jumped into defensive mode. I gradually became more comfortable, after uttering a few phrases, and some goading on his part, but it was mostly disingenuous in that I still thought what I was saying sounded utterly ridiculous, and I wasn’t entirely in the moment. Guess what? It did the trick.

Even though it sounds absurd, we all make conscious efforts to “be sexy” even whilst, well, having sex. I can be really lost in the experience, but still not express it in ways obvious to my partner, and it maybe incorrectly perceived as disinterest. Many men don’t like “making noise” in bed, but it not only reassures me that he’s enjoying himself, it enriches the experience in a completely steamy way.

Consequently, I “fake it” on occasion. A girl can’t come every time, and it has nothing necessarily to do

When Harry Met Sally

with technicality, but there’s a small gut feeling that it just won’t happen. Maybe she’s in the mood, but had a bad day, or is tired and doesn’t want to devote ‘x’ number of minutes for a small release when she’d much rather be relaxing in the bath. In likelihood, it will make your partner come faster, and it’s a visual and aural treat for him.

Be careful not to turn it into too much of a production, as not only is it cheesy, but it then becomes obvious. Be as natural as possible about it, with using the typical sort of enhancing tricks that one would normally employ (moaning, gripping at the right moment in the right places, etc.).

I don’t think there’s anything unethical about occasionally faking an orgasm. It simply falls within the repertoire of faux-sexy things we already do in bed.

70 Comments leave one →
  1. November 18, 2009 1:39 am

    I faked it once. While getting head. It was a most masterful acting job. Every woman thinks she’s God’s gift to blowjobs. Not wanting to hurt her feelings (I liked her) and knowing that she didn’t like finishing in her mouth, I pulled out and fake blew it in a sock. I topped it off with body spasming and what not.

    Also, Kramer faked it once.

  2. Hunter permalink
    November 18, 2009 1:47 am

    I’ve faked it quite a few times. Always makes me fee like I got one up on the girl, seeing as you all like to think that’s your territory.

  3. СОФИЯ/sofia permalink
    November 18, 2009 1:56 am

    Chuck,

    I was about to be surryously impressed if you faked it during a blowjob.

    Elaine also faked it with Jerry many times, as it surfaced in the same episode. But Kramer has the “kavorka”, Jerry’s sweating that his one special stunt got stolen by his mechanic.

    Every woman thinks she’s God’s gift to blowjobs.

    This is also true. But, if she has a lot of gay male friends, she might know a thing or two…

    Hunter,

    Yeah, I was going to cite the Wiki article on “faking orgasms” that cites that up to 48% of men have faked it. But seeing as it’s a largely female phenomenon… Also, we put on better productions.

  4. November 18, 2009 4:38 am

    I’m anti-faked orgasms, and I’d much rather my female partner tell me that it’s not going to happen to do my inability to induce orgasm or her inability to set herself in a sexual mood to permit orgasm. Faked orgasms are a waste of everybody’s time, and I could have spent the time jerking off while she could have taken that relaxing bath, and we could have cuddled later on that evening.

  5. November 18, 2009 5:53 am

    See my comment here on Chuck’s blog and the original post as well while you’re at it.

    IV.

    I met a lady in the meads,
    Full beautiful—a faery’s child,
    Her hair was long, her foot was light, 15
    And her eyes were wild.

    V.

    I made a garland for her head,
    And bracelets too, and fragrant zone;
    She look’d at me as she did love,
    And made sweet moan. 20

    VI.

    I set her on my pacing steed,
    And nothing else saw all day long,
    For sidelong would she bend, and sing
    A faery’s song.

    VII.

    She found me roots of relish sweet, 25
    And honey wild, and manna dew,
    And sure in language strange she said—
    “I love thee true.”

    VIII.

    She took me to her elfin grot,
    And there she wept, and sigh’d fill sore, 30
    And there I shut her wild wild eyes
    With kisses four.

    IX.

    And there she lulled me asleep,
    And there I dream’d—Ah! woe betide!
    The latest dream I ever dream’d 35
    On the cold hill’s side.

    X.

    I saw pale kings and princes too,
    Pale warriors, death-pale were they all;
    They cried—“La Belle Dame sans Merci
    Hath thee in thrall!” 40

    XI.

    I saw their starved lips in the gloam,
    With horrid warning gaped wide,
    And I awoke and found me here,
    On the cold hill’s side.

    XII.

    And this is why I sojourn here, 45
    Alone and palely loitering,
    Though the sedge is wither’d from the lake,
    And no birds sing.
    — La Belle Dame Sans Merci — John Keats

    I think being interested in a man, which includes being exclusively sexually engaged is very much part of GirlGame, which has worked for women from The Beginning of Time. See: Cleopatra or any one of mythical female figures that enchant and ensnare men beyond their mere looks. The archetype of the siren.

  6. gunslingergregi permalink
    November 18, 2009 12:22 pm

    Very hard for a woman to fake squirting orgasms or is that possible to he he he

  7. Talleyrand permalink
    November 18, 2009 12:33 pm

    Ok, Chuck that made me laugh hard.

  8. November 18, 2009 12:41 pm

    I faked it once. While getting head.

    I swear, one of my nightmares.

  9. СОФИЯ/sofia permalink
    November 18, 2009 12:49 pm

    If you always insist he comes on your face or in your mouth this isn’t an issue.

  10. November 18, 2009 1:03 pm

    I’m going to go with I try not to insist on things in bed? yeah, that’s my story.

  11. СОФИЯ/sofia permalink
    November 18, 2009 1:22 pm

    I love to insist. It’s part of my schtick. Insisting and nagging in bed. Hawt.

  12. November 18, 2009 2:27 pm

    oooh. you both cook
    AND care enuff to give good fake
    i must be inluv

    srsly

  13. Tyrone permalink
    November 18, 2009 3:51 pm

    An observant lover can tell with a high degree of accuracy whether or not the woman is faking an orgasm. Several physiologic and behavioral clues allow good detection of feigned orgasms.

  14. November 18, 2009 9:27 pm

    *nathan checks in and is hotter than fish grease*

    Many men don’t like “making noise” in bed,

    *looks over to expoxy*

    See that pal, I told you so.

  15. November 18, 2009 9:36 pm

    sofia If you always insist he comes on your face or in your mouth this isn’t an issue.

    *chic noir dead faints*
    *nathan grows beat red and starts shaking uncontrollably from rage*
    *tood sheds a tear for racial/ethnic embarrassment*

    Please forgive chic noir for being a prude in advance hum. but I really think these are the types of things you should be doing with a man you are married to. geez it would be nice if there is at least one new act that he can introduce you too.
    Knowing what I know about men, there is no love strong enough to make me do something so debasing with a man I’m not married to.

    Dana weight in darling.

    I got a feeling that comment will have sofia’s inbox overflowing with emails for men all over the roissysphere.

  16. November 18, 2009 9:43 pm

    “When a woman becomes a scholar there is usually something wrong with her sexual organs.” -Friedrich Nietzsche

  17. November 18, 2009 10:14 pm

    I faked it one time. The irony is that he was a player. My one and only one night stand that was supposed to include mind-blowing sex and I had to fake it.

  18. СОФИЯ/sofia permalink
    November 18, 2009 11:41 pm

    Chic Noir,

    Heh. Actually, sex is 100% better when a production is made out of the male orgasm. There’s some act of closure in swallowing, some ineffable quality, that makes it supremely satisfying.

    Lupo!

    Is that comment coming from previous context? Harumph.

    Also, I never said I routinely fake it. Just on occasion.

  19. November 19, 2009 12:49 am

    Reasons for faking it:

    It’s lasting waaaaay too long and you know that your spectacular performance will be just what he needs.

    You want him to feel like a fantastic lover.

    You are not in a good head space but saying no is never an option – just because you can’t get there in your head is no reason to punish him from your unbridled joy (fake or no).

    He thinks you’re multi-orgasmic and is counting.

    You are trying out for best of Best of Porn Stars II and need the practice.

  20. November 19, 2009 1:13 am

    sophia Chic Noir,

    Heh. Actually, sex is 100% better when a production is made out of the male orgasm
    Oh I agree 100% with this part.

    Sophia, pay lupo no mind. I knew I was on to something when I questioned why some of the men folk have a problem with your intelligence.

  21. СОФИЯ/sofia permalink
    November 19, 2009 1:26 am

    Aoefe,

    Exactly. Sometimes he goes for longer for you, but sometimes you know it just won’t happen, so it’s just easier to validate him and get it over with it. Ironically, it’s to make him feel good about him wanting to make you feel good.

    Chic,

    I like Lupo, in general. I’m still not entirely sure what his comment is getting at. That I’m smart, and therefore I can’t orgasm? I’m flattered that he thinks I’m intelligent, but I also made it clear in the post I never routinely fake it.

  22. Mandy! xD permalink
    November 19, 2009 1:41 am

    Where can I go to get advice on a d00d?

  23. msexceptiontotherule permalink
    November 19, 2009 8:39 am

    chicnoir:
    “sofia If you always insist he comes on your face or in your mouth this isn’t an issue.
    *chic noir dead faints*
    Please forgive chic noir for being a prude in advance hum. but I really think these are the types of things you should be doing with a man you are married to. geez it would be nice if there is at least one new act that he can introduce you too.”

    Well, there has to be something on the list that remains to be done….

    and for the record:

    though Sofia seems to be a little more on the wild side than I, judging another in matters of personal preference is to be avoided, even if her preference mentioned sounds messy in general. ;)

  24. msexceptiontotherule permalink
    November 19, 2009 10:26 am

    dammit computer froze while I was trying to correct myself

    always insist he comes on your face or in your mouth this isn’t an issue….

    though Sofia seems to be a little more on the wild side than I with the first option…Still,…

    judging another in matters of personal reference is to be avoided even if her preference mentioned sounds messy in general ;) (and also makes me wonder how often guys have poor aim)

    Alright, now I’m done

  25. tylerturden permalink
    November 19, 2009 11:14 am

    You chicks are dumb. NEVER prop up a guy’s ego by faking it.

  26. November 19, 2009 11:37 am

    Yes Tyler EVERY girl you’ve ever been with has had the real deal with you. You are amazing in the sack.

  27. tylerturden permalink
    November 19, 2009 11:43 am

    Ha, like I care if a girl cums.

  28. tylerturden permalink
    November 19, 2009 11:51 am

    PS> I don’t last long enough to make a girl cum. D’oh! I last a minute the first time, 2-3 minutes the second time, and can clock in a whopping 5 minutes the third time. Of course, most of the girls I fuck have unusually tight pussies.

  29. November 19, 2009 11:58 am

    So Turdy you’ve had sex three times – cool. But you know I suggest you ask around, other guys will tell you it’s amazing when a girl actually doesn’t fake it (if they had the time to)- quite pleasurable for you in fact. Just sayin. ;)

  30. tylerturden permalink
    November 19, 2009 12:08 pm

    I’ve made girls cum with my tongue (and quite unintentionally), just not wth my dick or with my dick alone. Whether the girl cums doesn’t influence my pleasure in one direction or the other. I lick a hot-looking pussy because I like it, not because I’m intent on making a girl cum. If she does, great…if not oh well.

  31. November 19, 2009 2:26 pm

    sof8a said

    Consequently, I “fake it” on occasion. A girl can’t come every time, and it has nothing necessarily to do with technicality, but there’s a small gut feeling that it just won’t happen.

    Be careful not to turn it into too much of a production, as not only is it cheesy, but it then becomes obvious.

    its good to see the Deautsche have finally fixed this nagging flaw. when i was in my “German Phase” – sulking recriminations always did the trick

  32. СОФИЯ/sofia permalink
    November 19, 2009 2:49 pm

    Firepower,

    I don’t get it.

  33. November 19, 2009 3:15 pm

    you will
    – just read
    more Cocteau

  34. СОФИЯ/sofia permalink
    November 19, 2009 3:20 pm

    The menfolks are saying readin’ is bad fer me.

  35. November 19, 2009 3:24 pm

    it IS bad for you…

    Do as I do
    intermingle it
    with cheap sex

  36. СОФИЯ/sofia permalink
    November 19, 2009 3:42 pm

    Firepower,

    What’s your real name?

  37. November 19, 2009 8:02 pm

    …I’m sorry, but this is horrible on so many levels. Not the writing, just the ideas, and the impact. If I wasn’t working under a deadline right now, I’d likely come up with a two page, massive wave of text, response.

    Might do it anyway, tomorrow.

  38. November 20, 2009 9:06 am

    Tyler’s a real treat.

  39. November 20, 2009 9:12 am

    In what way?

  40. November 20, 2009 9:15 am

    Just another fuckin’ dickhead who wouldn’t know his ass from his elbow! :)

  41. tylerturden permalink
    November 20, 2009 2:57 pm

    Awwww, LOLGRL dispatched one of her white knights. How cute. PJ…..word of advice….there are much cuter (and smaller) chinks out there with a fraction of the ego of LOLGRL.

  42. JerkDogg permalink
    November 21, 2009 10:00 am

    I fake it about 15% of the time. I’ve had women try to fake it with me and while I can understand it I have trouble cumming unless a woman gets off. Usually I can pretty much take any amount of stimulation for any length without getting off. Only when I think about licking a chick through an intense orgasm will I actually cum.

    The other thing I don’t like about women faking it is that I view it as a challenge to bring a woman off when she’s not really in the mood anymore even though it is tedious and not worth the effort for her since her orgasm will be weak anyway. It is the challenging times where you learn how to do things really well. When she is in the mood and you understand her physically that much better you are much better equipped when she is in the mood to make amazing.

    The only times it gets hard to tell is if she’s on SSRIs as a chick’s orgasms are usually seriously dull anyway. This is why Wellbutrin should be the antidepressant of 1st resort rather than an SSRI.

    I strongly prefer women who can either cum multiple times or are able to have the same level of endurance and knowledge of their bodies where they can help me take them to the brink of orgasm and then back off multiple times. Not all women can do that and I don’t think a woman can fake her way into that just to win me over.

  43. November 24, 2009 9:55 pm

    What’s up with your sex life, women?! Seems like most of you prefer to please the man without getting the same level of satisfaction – what is the point of sex, if you’re just pretending? If you’re not in the mood, just say so. If you want to come, but he’s really not doing it for you, give little hints of what he should or shouldn’t do, or say it out loud. Nothing rude or bad about that!

    Everyone is different so a little explaining is only helpful for him and I’m sure he’ll be grateful as he becomes a better lover (unless he’s tylerturden or similar guy, who will only get mediocre sex in his life with his attitude – you don’t get great sex if all you care about is your own climax)

    aoefe: “Reasons for faking it:
    You want him to feel like a fantastic lover.”

    Wouldn’t you rather make him become a fantastic lover? And if he realises you’re faking, it will only make him feel worse.

    “He thinks you’re multi-orgasmic and is counting.”

    Why lie about the physical nature of your sex rather than showing what really makes you come, regardless if it’s multiple or not.

    I can understand why it’s easier on a ONS if the sex is really bad and it would take too long to show him how to give you an orgasm, but i assume that most sex you guys have are from partners you’ve had sex with several times, or plan to sleep with again. Personally I’m not that keen on ONS as it takes time to explore a person’s ways to find pleasure, continuous sex with one partner is sooo much better!

  44. November 25, 2009 2:23 am

    KB if he was a terrible lover it wouldn’t be a terribly long relationship – too selfish for that.

  45. November 25, 2009 5:17 am

    So if you are selfish enough to want good sex, why do you need to fake it? There is no need to make someone feel like a great lover, if they already are one. And a great lover knows how to make you come, right? And a great lover can usually detect a real orgasm from a fake.

  46. Aldonza permalink
    November 25, 2009 10:52 am

    Wow, just…wow. I tell you this, no good comes from faking it. Make him feel good about his sex skills? Why is lying about your satisfaction better than just saying, “it’s not happening for me tonight, you go for it” or even better, giving some very explicit advice on what feels good.

    Ideal is the sexual relationship devoid of pressure on either partner to orgasm. Sex can be enjoyed, stopped, restarted, without logical end so long as both parties are having a good time. Get to this point with a partner and it’s like catnip for men.

  47. СОФИЯ/sofia permalink
    November 25, 2009 11:51 am

    He can be an amazing sexual partner, know exactly what to do, and in some cases it just makes more sense to fake it. You guys are missing the point entirely, as I specifically stressed it shouldn’t become “routine repertoire.” Sex is a production whether or not you fake it.

  48. November 25, 2009 5:32 pm

    It does not make sense to fake an orgasm, and I doubt that men wants women to do so, and I certainly don’t see the thrill/satisfaction for the woman. No matter if it’s routine or occasional.

    I agree with Aldonza: Sex can be enjoyed, stopped, restarted, without logical end so long as both parties are having a good time.

    Sofia, you say that a girl can’t come every time, but sex is always a production? I just find that very contradictory… There is no pressure in good sex, if you can’t/don’t want to come, that’s fine. No reason to hide/fake it. I don’t think that’s a healthy nor pleasureable sex life.

  49. СОФИЯ/sofia permalink
    November 25, 2009 6:24 pm

    OK, so if you’re sucking a guys cock you’re not going to throw in one or two gratuitous moans, some sexy looks, and contrived grazes even if it provides no physical pleasure for you? That’s good for you. Good for you.

  50. Aldonza permalink
    November 25, 2009 7:32 pm

    My moans are not gratuitous. The moans create vibrations in my mouth that most men find quite pleasurable. I also enjoy some eye contact because I want him to *know* who it is sucking his cock.

  51. Epoxytocin No. 87 permalink
    November 25, 2009 7:43 pm

    Chuck,

    I faked it once. While getting head. It was a most masterful acting job. Every woman thinks she’s God’s gift to blowjobs. Not wanting to hurt her feelings (I liked her) and knowing that she didn’t like finishing in her mouth, I pulled out and fake blew it in a sock.

    This is where the teacher/student dynamic comes in.

    Men: It’s really not that hard to teach a woman to give masterful blowjobs.

    Women: It’s really not that hard to learn. If your man will teach you, listen. If not, then try imitating porn stars. Not rocket science.

  52. Epoxytocin No. 87 permalink
    November 25, 2009 7:55 pm

    @ KB

    you don’t get great sex if all you care about is your own climax

    Not necessarily true. If all a man cares about is his own climax, then pretty much any sex qualifies as “great sex”.

    The problem here is not that he’s delusional, it’s that he has limited horizons. Once you’ve had mutually hot sex, in which each of you plays on the other’s rising passions (a positive feedback loop), the climax itself is just the final bar of a long symphony.

    Still, though, there are lots of guys who have never experienced that sort of sexual connection. Some of whom have even had lots of sexual partners.
    If they don’t know any better, then their own climax may seem like the height of pleasure. In the same way that small-town people think their four-story city hall is a tall building.

  53. November 25, 2009 8:00 pm

    …in which each of you plays on the other’s rising passions (a positive feedback loop),

    That positive feedback loop sounds kinky. heh

  54. November 25, 2009 8:21 pm

    Wanting to give the best and most pleasurable experience when giving head (or sex in general) is not even on the same scale as faking an orgasm. Faking is bullshit. When I suck his cock I want it to be amazing for him, and I don’t expect anything less when he goes down on me. As I said before, you don’t get great sex if all you care about is your own climax.

    I have great sex, good for me. Good for me.

  55. gunslingergregi permalink
    November 25, 2009 8:41 pm

    ””””””’2009 November 25 Epoxytocin No. 87 permalink
    @ KB

    you don’t get great sex if all you care about is your own climax

    Not necessarily true. If all a man cares about is his own climax, then pretty much any sex qualifies as “great sex”.

    The problem here is not that he’s delusional, it’s that he has limited horizons. Once you’ve had mutually hot sex, in which each of you plays on the other’s rising passions (a positive feedback loop), the climax itself is just the final bar of a long symphony.

    Still, though, there are lots of guys who have never experienced that sort of sexual connection. Some of whom have even had lots of sexual partners.
    If they don’t know any better, then their own climax may seem like the height of pleasure. In the same way that small-town people think their four-story city hall is a tall building.

    ””””””””””’

    Yea I kind of learned I was different when I was living in an army barracks and was going through roommates like toilet paper. We all got along great except when I was fucking. They freaked out. The woman didn’t think anything was wrong with it though. I think it is kind of unusual to be fucking 3 times a day or more. I mean I even hooked them up with chicks. Then the married 30 year old guys are telling me their wives aren’t having sex with them anymore unless rarely. I think really most guys are not that into sex plus yea it is not that easy to find a woman who you sexually click with on some higher level. So the guys who don’t get many chicks think that is the best sex is unless they click with the first couple they get.

    I mean even the chick at roissy’s with the russian dud was talking as if sex for 5 hours a week was magical lol

  56. November 25, 2009 8:54 pm

    Epoxy
    Of course, you can only measure how good it is with your own experiences, but from my viewpoint and most people I share experiences with, the more you advance your sex life together with someone, the better it gets.

    I thought I had had pretty good sex until I met my boyfriend a couple of years ago, but sex became mind-blowing compared to before, and it only gets better. And I don’t think you’ll get that from sleeping with many people per se. Like with music, a good song grows on you and becomes better and better.

    When I say ‘great sex’ I don’t mean an ‘occasional good one’, I mean to develop a sexual partnership together with someone, just like you describe in the “kinky positive feedback loop”, and the greatness does obviously not only depend on the orgasm itself like you said.

    gunslingergregi
    Not sure I understand your point… That it’s hard to find a good sex partner? And guys who don’t get a lot think that their mediocre sex is the best they can get? Maybe they’ve had women faking it to them, instead of telling them what really makes them come…

  57. November 25, 2009 9:00 pm

    I think people are wired different and do not place the same importance on sex.

    Just got to make sure you match up with what you want.

  58. November 25, 2009 9:06 pm

    Sure, if people are content having just ok sex or hardly any sex at all, fair enough. But my guess is that most sexually active people want good sex?

  59. СОФИЯ/sofia permalink
    November 25, 2009 9:11 pm

    As I said before, you don’t get great sex if all you care about is your own climax.

    No, you’re missing the point. It’s about enhancing the general experience. Sometimes it takes a little bit of insincerity to get that across.

    For example, a woman can be attractive to her husband, but not as objectively attractive as say, Monica Belluci. He might tell her she has a perfect ass, but that’s merely a manifestation of his love for her, not the truth. It still doesn’t reduce the level of attraction he feels for his wife.

  60. November 25, 2009 10:05 pm

    We’ll just have to agree to disagree – I do agree that ‘enhancing the general experience’ is important though. Personally, I more or less only moan during sex due to pleasure, at least very rarely otherwise. But as I usually feel pleasure I do moan quite a lot – a natural response, and that’s what enhances it – the “positive feedback loop” that Epoxy was on about. My bf doesn’t make a lot of noise, but I know that he doesn’t express his level of pleasure that way, and it doesn’t make the sex worse or less incredible. If he did just for the sake of it, it’d just feel unnatural and stupid.

    Giving each other compliments like you described is ok, I’m sure in a relationship like that, you know that to the rest of the world your ass is not the best and you know that Bellucci is far more beautiful than you, but in your husband’s eyes you’re the most amazing, and that’s what he’s expressing.

    But I still don’t see the parallell to faking an orgasm? If he was great but you just didn’t come, you can say ‘that was really good’ without having to pretend you came. I don’t think faking is wrong or taboo in any sense, it’s just a pathetic substitute for the real thing and I don’t understand how people can choose that over being harmlessly honest.

  61. Nanana permalink
    November 25, 2009 10:17 pm

    Besides, “you don’t get great sex if all you care about is your own climax.” was a response to tylerturden, not the ‘faking an orgasm’.

  62. November 25, 2009 10:17 pm

    /KB :)

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  65. Taylor permalink
    March 27, 2011 2:06 am

    well my partner always says dirty things like yours but mine is demanding.he says things like say my name oh yea push it hard tell me all u think and i dont lie but it IS AMAZING my partner is hot and is exactally like me btw my parners friends said they love it when i say oh yea bring it my partner brings his friends and all they pile up on me and yea its AMAZNG

  66. December 4, 2011 2:18 pm

    FAKIG OT YOU

  67. Anonymous permalink
    April 12, 2012 2:07 pm

    Thats the craziest shit I ever read. Soon as a man pulls someting like that. Woman will just go get the toys out.

  68. Anonymous permalink
    July 14, 2012 11:40 am

    All u girls that have write on this page i am going to fuck u so hard that your pussy will be so wet.

  69. Anonymous permalink
    July 14, 2012 11:43 am

    man i can get more sex than that bitch.

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